Let’s take a closer look at that nightclub:

I do believe this may be ominous. Go Woods.
UPDATE. A call from the Bunyip, who declares that Melbourne’s sopping weather awards a five-goal advantage to Geelong. Hmmm; at least global crisis would be averted.
UPDATE II. A great Grand Final - possibly one of the finest - between two great teams, won by the greatest team of the modern era.