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Monday, September 26, 2011
30 Examples Of Creative Fun With Fingers
Sunday, September 25, 2011
JOKE
Deadly PJs.... All New Ones....
Commit suicide at your own risk...
Gulshan Grover is riding a bike at the velocity of light.
On the way he offers a lift to a stranger.
Stranger: 'Sir, can I know your name please'
Gulshan : 'I am Gulshan Grocer'
Stranger : Grocer? Sure you dont mean Gulshan Grover??
Gulshan: No it is Grocer.
Now tell me why did Gulshan say so...
Scroll down for the ultimate PJ
Further,,,
Little further...
ANS: Because at the speed of light V=C
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Ek baar ek aadmi ek auto mein baithta hai aur ghar le jaane ko bolta
Hai..
Autowala, yeh dekhkar ki aadmi sheher mein naya hai,bahut ghumak phira
Ke le jaata hai aur bahut charge kar deta hai.
Ghar pahunchte pahunchte bahut der ho jaati hai aur andhera ho jaata
Hai.
Aadmi pehle se hi bahut frustrated hai aur ghar jaake dekhta hai ki
Bijli nahi hoti hai.
Par aadmi ko sab kuch saaf saaf dikhayee deta hai. Kaise???
Kyonki autowala aadmi ko ULLOO bana deta hai aur usko raat ko sab kuch
Saaf saaf dikhta hai.
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Ek Gaaon me Seeta aur Geeta do Behane rehati hai.
Dono ko ek baar nadi paar karanee hoti hai.
Seeta nadee me kudati hai aur tairake jaatee hai.
Geeta pool ke upar se chalake jaati hai.
Phir bhi Gaaon ke log bolate hai ki Seeta Geeta se jyada intellegent
Hai.
Kyon?
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Seeta ko Geeta se S.S.C ke exam me jyada marks milate hai.
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Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI
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Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki.
Shivji khush .
Prakat hue ...
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Puttar maang ...
Maang kya chahiye tujhey !
Bakth utha ...
Bole shivji ...
Mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do !
Shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ?
Unhone kaha ... puttar ...
Tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai ...
Kuch bada maang !
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Wo fir bola ... nahi ji ..mujhey to aap guitar hi do
Shivji ne phir samajhaya .. abey .. kuch dhang ka maang ... !
Par wo to ada hi hua tha ... bola nahi ... aap to mujhey guitar hi do !
Shivji usey bade pyaar se khopch me lekar samjhane lage ... bole ..yaar
TU
Kuch aur maang .. guitar
Na maang ...
Wo bola ... nahi nahi nahi !! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye ... ab
Shivji gussey main aa gaye ... boley ,(scroll down)
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And this is the latest one.... shayad padaa ho pehle but phir bhi
Enjoy....................
1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution
=
Heart Attack
Matlab
Scrolll down
DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
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Do you know why the name of Madras was replaced by Chennai???
Think......
Think..
Bit more.......
Because...a Madrassi wears lungi and there is no zip means
Chen..nai...
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What's the opposite of "Dominoes"
Think
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tired of thinking???
Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
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Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
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okei don't kill me "Pizza Hutna math"
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Acha last one...............
Ok whats the opp of venky's..
venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)
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What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn't See Me.
How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
Ready....Steady.....PO
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Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when
He was offered tea?
Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes with it.
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What is a Gujju picnic called?
A snake in the grass.
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Why did the American get scared of the Gujju?
Because he said 'Sue kare chhe.'
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What did the Gujju! mean when he said," Maro dikro
STATES ma gayon?"
His son failed in statistics.
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Maro dikro Dubai gayo?
My son drowned.
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A guy is traveling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take a
Bath, but he hasn 't got a soap and there is no water anywhere around
....
What can he do?
->>He will integrate his d-lux car to get Lux + c (constant of
Integration) Using the lux soap he will take bath in the 'c '.
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One day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile
His call gets cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on
Talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married.
What MORAL do u get???
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An IDEA can change your wife.
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Ek baar teen ants jarahi thee.......
To unhein cheenee(sugar) ki bori milti hie to pahlee do cheenti to
Usmein se cheenee ke dane utha leti hei but ek nahi uthati batao kyu
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kyunki
kyunki
Use diabetes thee
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A man went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
Guess why ?
because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"
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whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping
from 10th floor?
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former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)
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Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange?
Think......
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the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana !!
> Juhi , Rekha , sushma and jaya are 4 friends.
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Commit suicide at your own risk...
Gulshan Grover is riding a bike at the velocity of light.
On the way he offers a lift to a stranger.
Stranger: 'Sir, can I know your name please'
Gulshan : 'I am Gulshan Grocer'
Stranger : Grocer? Sure you dont mean Gulshan Grover??
Gulshan: No it is Grocer.
Now tell me why did Gulshan say so...
Scroll down for the ultimate PJ
Further,,,
Little further...
ANS: Because at the speed of light V=C
________________________________________________________________________
Ek baar ek aadmi ek auto mein baithta hai aur ghar le jaane ko bolta
Hai..
Autowala, yeh dekhkar ki aadmi sheher mein naya hai,bahut ghumak phira
Ke le jaata hai aur bahut charge kar deta hai.
Ghar pahunchte pahunchte bahut der ho jaati hai aur andhera ho jaata
Hai.
Aadmi pehle se hi bahut frustrated hai aur ghar jaake dekhta hai ki
Bijli nahi hoti hai.
Par aadmi ko sab kuch saaf saaf dikhayee deta hai. Kaise???
Kyonki autowala aadmi ko ULLOO bana deta hai aur usko raat ko sab kuch
Saaf saaf dikhta hai.
______________________________________________________________________
Ek Gaaon me Seeta aur Geeta do Behane rehati hai.
Dono ko ek baar nadi paar karanee hoti hai.
Seeta nadee me kudati hai aur tairake jaatee hai.
Geeta pool ke upar se chalake jaati hai.
Phir bhi Gaaon ke log bolate hai ki Seeta Geeta se jyada intellegent
Hai.
Kyon?
..
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..
..
..
..
..
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..
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..
Kyon?
..
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..
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Socho.
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Nahi pata?
..
..
Kyonki
Seeta ko Geeta se S.S.C ke exam me jyada marks milate hai.
______________________________________________________________________
Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI
________________________________________________________________________
Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki.
Shivji khush .
Prakat hue ...
Bole ...
..
..
..
..
..
Puttar maang ...
Maang kya chahiye tujhey !
Bakth utha ...
Bole shivji ...
Mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do !
Shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ?
Unhone kaha ... puttar ...
Tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai ...
Kuch bada maang !
..
..
..
..
Wo fir bola ... nahi ji ..mujhey to aap guitar hi do
Shivji ne phir samajhaya .. abey .. kuch dhang ka maang ... !
Par wo to ada hi hua tha ... bola nahi ... aap to mujhey guitar hi do !
Shivji usey bade pyaar se khopch me lekar samjhane lage ... bole ..yaar
TU
Kuch aur maang .. guitar
Na maang ...
Wo bola ... nahi nahi nahi !! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye ... ab
Shivji gussey main aa gaye ... boley ,(scroll down)
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Saale .. agar guitar mere paas hota to main ye damaru kyo bajata
________________________________________________________________________
And this is the latest one.... shayad padaa ho pehle but phir bhi
Enjoy....................
1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution
=
Heart Attack
Matlab
Scrolll down
DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
________________________________________________________________________
Do you know why the name of Madras was replaced by Chennai???
Think......
Think..
Bit more.......
Because...a Madrassi wears lungi and there is no zip means
Chen..nai...
________________________________________________________________________
What's the opposite of "Dominoes"
Think
Think
Think
Think
Think
Think
Think
Think
Think
Think
Think
Think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
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think
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think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
tired of thinking???
Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
________________________________________________________________________
Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
....
.....
......
okei don't kill me "Pizza Hutna math"
________________________________________________________________________
Acha last one...............
Ok whats the opp of venky's..
venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)
________________________________________________________________________
What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn't See Me.
How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
Ready....Steady.....PO
________________________________________________________________________
Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when
He was offered tea?
Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes with it.
________________________________________________________________________
What is a Gujju picnic called?
A snake in the grass.
________________________________________________________________________
Why did the American get scared of the Gujju?
Because he said 'Sue kare chhe.'
________________________________________________________________________
What did the Gujju! mean when he said," Maro dikro
STATES ma gayon?"
His son failed in statistics.
________________________________________________________________________
Maro dikro Dubai gayo?
My son drowned.
________________________________________________________________________
A guy is traveling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take a
Bath, but he hasn 't got a soap and there is no water anywhere around
....
What can he do?
->>He will integrate his d-lux car to get Lux + c (constant of
Integration) Using the lux soap he will take bath in the 'c '.
________________________________________________________________________
One day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile
His call gets cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on
Talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married.
What MORAL do u get???
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An IDEA can change your wife.
________________________________________________________________________
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Ek baar teen ants jarahi thee.......
To unhein cheenee(sugar) ki bori milti hie to pahlee do cheenti to
Usmein se cheenee ke dane utha leti hei but ek nahi uthati batao kyu
............
kyunki
kyunki
Use diabetes thee
________________________________________________________________________
________
A man went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
Guess why ?
because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"
________________________________________________________________________
________
whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping
from 10th floor?
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)
________________________________________________________________________
________
Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange?
Think......
............
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............
............
............
............
............
............
............
............
............
............
............
socho socho
............
............
............
............
............
............
............
............
............
............
the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana !!
> Juhi , Rekha , sushma and jaya are 4 friends.
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> They all got marriage proposal from Shah Rukh, Salman, Aamir nad Saif.
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> But none of them is ready to accept any of the proposal.
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Six things boys do in exam hall
Quite Interesting
Six things boys do in exam hall:
1. Counting No of Girls..
2. Sighting the Lady Superviser..
3. Counting How Many Windows & Doors..
4. Seeing the brand name of the pen..
5. feelings for wasting yesterday's night by not studying..
6. Think to study well atleast for next exam.
Here are few brilliant ads, which certainly can influence your buying decision:The caption reads: SAVE TREES, TREES SAVE And the visual impact is quite stunning. The ad is for Sunsilk Shampoo. The copy reads – “For stronger hair”. No comments!! This is an ad for Pioneer car stereo. Seeing the image, you can almost hear the blast of music is one brand that has a consistent message, and executed quite well. Butter so soft, that a paper knife will serve the purpose. Sugar free Lollipop..!! Aquafresh toothpaste ad.
Here are few brilliant ads, which certainly can influence your buying decision:The caption reads:
SAVE TREES, TREES SAVE
And the visual impact is quite stunning.

The ad is for Sunsilk Shampoo. The copy reads – “For stronger hair”. No comments!!

This is an ad for Pioneer car stereo. Seeing the image, you can almost hear the blast of music

is one brand that has a consistent message, and executed quite well.

Butter so soft, that a paper knife will serve the purpose.

Sugar free Lollipop..!!

Aquafresh toothpaste ad.
SAVE TREES, TREES SAVE
And the visual impact is quite stunning.
The ad is for Sunsilk Shampoo. The copy reads – “For stronger hair”. No comments!!
This is an ad for Pioneer car stereo. Seeing the image, you can almost hear the blast of music
is one brand that has a consistent message, and executed quite well.
Butter so soft, that a paper knife will serve the purpose.
Sugar free Lollipop..!!
Aquafresh toothpaste ad.
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VOTED THE BEST EMAIL OF THIS YEAR
VOTED THE BEST EMAIL OF THIS YEAR
If you think you are unhappy, look at them
If you think your salary is low, how about her?
If you think you don't have many friends...
When you feel like giving up, think of this man
If you think you suffer in life, do you suffer as much as he does?
If you complain about your transport system, how about them?
If your society is unfair to you, how about her?
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